It's well known in sub-literary circles that Chatterton will attend the opening of an envelope as long as there's some free scoff and/or a little of the chingching to be palmed.

If you'd like to draw on his vast experience at conning gullible youth into believing he's a proper writer, or would like to see his amazing stand-up scribbling productions then just email with the dates and he'll do his best to get you sorted, wink wink, say no more, job's a good 'un.

Chatterton has made many school visits in the UK, US and Australia to a wide range of age groups and has a variety of corresponding approaches to ensure the audience is fully involved. As an illustrator, designer and author Martin Chatterton can give a fresh and unique insight into many creative processes.

In Australia and the Southern Hemisphere, please contact Helen Bain at Speakers Ink on 07 3397 6506 or email helen@speakers-ink.com.au