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If, like me, you are simply fantastico at footy you will LURVE my wondrous collection of books about the noble game. You will also love them even if you don't know your Arsenal from your Alpay because they are jammed to the hilt with dead brill words and drawings and loads and loads of funny funny rib-ticklin' good stuff like . . .

The Strange Case of Lawro's Tash!

How To Become A Celebrity Seat Warmer!

The Ferguson Effect!

Amazing Facts About Beef (and it's part in Footy history)!

Learn How To Speak Kevin Keegan!

All this and much much more are yours for a few measly quid. Run, don't walk, to your nearest bookseller and demand one of these great books!

The Ultimate A-Z of Footy: published by Puffin (ISBN 0141313226)

The Nutty Footy Book: published by Puffin (ISBN 0140370579)

The Utterly Nutty History of Footy: published by Puffin (ISBN 0140384650)

There plenty of other 'Nutty' books too if footy ain't your cup of tea . . .

The Utterly Nutty World of Sport: published by Puffin (ISBN 014038986)

The Utterly Nutty World of the Movies: published by Puffin (ISBN 0141304472)

The Utterly Nutty World of Animals: published by Puffin (ISBN 0140389881)

The Utterly Nutty World of the Future: published by Puffin (ISBN 0141304464)